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Q. Who was the best pole vaulter in the Bible?
A. Jesus. He cleared the temple.
Q. Who was the greatest doctor in the Bible?
A. Job. He had the most patience.
Q. How many animals did Moses take on the ark?
A. None. It was Noah who took animals on the ark.
Q. Which animal on Noah's ark didn't come in pairs?
A. Worms. They came in apples.
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the ark?
A. Because Noah was sitting on the deck.
Q. Did Noah have food on the ark?
A. Yes. He took Ham.
Q. How do we know Abraham was smart?
A. He knew a Lot.
Q. Who was the shortest man in the Bible?
A. Bildad the Shuhite (shoe-height).
Q. What was Boaz like before he got married?
A. Ruthless.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He really brought the house down.
Q. Why couldn't Cain please God with his offering?
A. He just wasn't Abel.
Q. What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
A. The same middle name.
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